Ever notice that.... #2

Some people who drive vans, big pickup trucks, and big SUV's (all of which get really bad gas mileage to start with) drive them in such a manner as to increase fuel consumption even more?  Driving fast, accelerating fast, weaving in and out of traffic, that kind of stuff.

Yeah, I'm talk to you, idiot in the forest green Suburban somewhere near Waterbury, CT.

Ever notice that.... #1

brushing your teeth right before bed makes the morning breath worse?