More bad jokes... by special request.

I think there are now three people who follow the blog... and one of them requested cripple jokes. You asked for it....

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
... in the swimming pool? Bob
... on the front porch? Matt
... in a pile of leaves? Russell
... in a hole in the ground? Phil (or Doug)
... in a mailbox? Bill
... in a wallet? Buck (or Bill)
... hanging on the wall? Art
... in a Johnny Cash song? Sue
... covered in shaving cream Nick

What do you call a woman....
... with no arms and no legs in the cannibals' encampment? Candy
... with no arms and no legs in the courtroom? Sue
... with no arms and one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
... with no arms and one leg shorter than the other who is from Japan? Irene
... with no arms or legs, but with handles? Carrie
... with no arms on roller skates? Dolly

Can you spot the ones I made up myself?